[EVE Online] The Exodus to F7C-H0

Filed by Gallente Citizen 4586793463

R-AG was dying, and everyone knew it.

The alarms had been constant for days — not the sharp kind that demanded action, but the slow, low groan of a structure bleeding out. The once-golden lights of the Keepstar had dimmed to a tired amber, and clone bays across the system began to blink red one by one.

[Station Broadcast]:
“Clone service unavailable. Please contact your nearest medical technician.”

There were no medical technicians left. They’d packed up with everyone else.

Gallente Citizen’s final clone in R-AG was gone before they even realized it — the system logs reporting “data corruption” in a tone that sounded almost apologetic. The armor alarms followed soon after. The Keepstar’s outer plating flickered, burned, and went silent.

It wasn’t an explosion. It was a surrender.

And so, they left.


The evacuation to MTO2-2 was quiet — quieter than it had any right to be. The Goons still had their camps, but even their smartbombs seemed halfhearted, the way a guard dog might bark at a fence it knows won’t stand much longer.

Gallente Citizen flew through the wreckage of R-AG’s final stand, the twisted husks of Zealots and Ravens tumbling together in lazy orbit. The once-proud Keepstar loomed behind, a hollow cathedral of smoke and fire.

[Fleet Ping]: “Form up in MTO2-2. Town hall soon™.”

The word “soon” did a lot of heavy lifting.

By the time they docked, hundreds of other pilots were already crowding local comms — half of them still disoriented from deathcloning, the other half demanding to know if Gobbins was really gone this time.

He wasn’t. But the news was still monumental.


[Town Hall Transmission Begins]

“The next leader of Pandemic Horde will be… Johnny Trousersnake.”

Silence.

Then laughter. Then disbelief. Then a rising tide of pings and pantaloon memes flooding alliance chat.

Gallente Citizen listened without comment. They’d seen worse transitions. Once, back in lowsec, a corporation had elected a guy whose sole qualification was owning a microphone. At least Trousersnake had that.

“We’re moving to F7C-H0 in Cloud Ring. We’ll rebuild there. We’ll start over.”

A new home. A fresh start. A region most of the fleet couldn’t even pronounce.

Still — it was something.


Gallente Citizen self destructed to Cistuvaert V — a school system, quiet, untouched by nullsec politics. The aura of new capsuleers training at the Academy filled local with chatter and optimism.

It was peaceful there. Too peaceful.

They lingered for a moment, staring out at the nebula from the docking ring, remembering what it was like before clone bays, before citadels, before alliances with names like “Horde” and “Imperium.”

Then, with a sigh, they set their course: Cistuvaert → F7C-H0.


The journey was uneventful. No gatecamps, no smartbombs, no bubble traps. Just empty space and a few curious CONCORD patrols that didn’t bother scanning them. It was almost unsettling — as though the universe itself was taking a break from trying to kill anyone.

When the shuttle dropped out of warp over F7C, the sight was strange.

A Fortizar, bearing the logo of The Initiative. Not Horde’s.

But it would do.

Gallente Citizen docked, claimed a hangar slot, and installed a new clone. The sterile hum of the medical bay was oddly comforting.

[Clone Technician]: “Welcome to your new home.”

[Gallente Citizen]: “We’ll see.”

They sat on the observation deck, watching the soft blues of Cloud Ring stretch into infinity. Somewhere out there, Trousersnake was making speeches. Somewhere else, Gobbins was still pretending he hadn’t left yet.

But here, in this quiet moment, there was no war. No shouting. No drama. Just the hum of a Fortizar waiting to become something more.

Gallente Citizen opened their logbook, typed the title, and saved it.

‘The Exodus to F7C: Notes from the Quiet Between Wars.’

Then they leaned back in their chair and whispered,

“At least the trip was peaceful.”

[EVE Online] The Breakout at R-AG7W

Filed by Gallente Citizen 4586793463

Three fleets, one plan.

Two of them would muster in MTO2-2 — a solid forward point. The third, smaller fleet, would stage from R-AG, still under the watchful eyes (and smartbombs) of the Goons’ hellcamp.

Gallente Citizen 4586793463 was in that third fleet.

They hadn’t volunteered. They’d just clicked “X up” too quickly in the ping channel, and now they were part of something called “Fleet Three: Maelstrom Shield” under the command of Captain Nina.

It was supposed to be straightforward: break the camp, and slowly head to rendezvous with the others. Easy. Routine. Practically tradition.

Except, of course, it wasn’t.


The staging hangars in R-AG were alive with comms chatter as the fleet assembled.

[Fleet Broadcast]: “Maelstroms only. Shield logi. Bring ammo.”

Gallente Citizen had never owned a Maelstrom.
They were expensive, loud, and looked like flying furniture.

Still, they borrowed one. Temporarily.

Then, minutes before undock, a new ping came through.

[Captain Nina]: “Change of plans. Zealots instead.”

A moment of silence followed, broken only by a confused Maelstrom pilot typing “???” in fleet chat.

[Someone]: “Didn’t we just buy the Maelstroms?”

[Captain Nina]: “Yes. Sell them back. We’re going Zealots. Lasers are prettier.”

[Fleet Member]: “Why?”

[Captain Nina]: “Because gold pen.”

It was an explanation that explained nothing, but it was Horde, and that was enough.

Within twenty minutes, the Maelstrom fleet had become a tangle of mismatched Zealots. Some plated, some not, some accidentally armor-tanked and shield-tanked, all of them eager and slightly terrified.

Gallente Citizen fit one with leftover modules and prayed the lasers would at least fire.


When they undocked, the void was chaos. The R-AG camp still burned with hostile bubbles, but Captain Nina’s voice was steady.

[Captain Nina]: “Keep me at 1,000 range, We’re breaking out.”

They warped as one. Or close enough to one. Explosions bloomed in the dark, a dozen Zealots vanished instantly, vaporized mid-warp, but the fleet punched through.

Against the odds, they reached MTO2-2. The two waiting fleets cheered as the ragged Zealot gang arrived, smoke still trailing from their hulls.

Three fleets now stood united: two proper, one improvised. It was messy, loud, and very much Horde.


Their next jump brought them into HD-JVQ, where the Goons were waiting.

Ravens. Dozens of them. Sleek, expensive, smug.

[Captain Nina]: “Primary the Raven Navies! Burn!”

Beams lanced out. Explosions followed. A few Raven Navies popped gloriously — but then local spiked.

[FC]: “How many more of them?”

[Scout]: “Yes.”

It was not the answer anyone wanted.

The sky filled with missiles and bombs. Horde ships melted under the barrage. Pandemic Horde tried to hold the line, but the enemy numbers were obscene.

[Captain Nina]: “…Stand down. Pull out if you can.”

The silence that followed was almost reverent. A few typed “???” in fleet chat again. One Zealot posted a sad emoji.

But the order stood.

The fleet warped off in tatters, their victory limited to a few smoking Raven wrecks and a lot of existential confusion.


Gallente Citizen’s Zealot didn’t survive the retreat. Their pod awoke in R-AG, the familiar sound of station alarms echoing in the background.

From the observation deck, they watched the system burn, the dual Keepstars glinting against a backdrop of wrecks and bubble fields.

Someone in local typed:

“We killed a few Raven Navies tho.”

Gallente Citizen just leaned back in their chair, coffee in hand, and muttered,

“Gold pen, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”

Then they opened a fresh notepad entry and typed the title for their next report:

‘The Breakout at R-AG: A Study in Improvised Zealotry.’

[EVE Online] The Broseidon Gambit

Filed by Gallente Citizen 4586793463

Captain Gobbins announced he was stepping down.

Not gone, exactly — just stepping down, in the same way a capsuleer says they’re taking a break from EVE and then logs in six hours later to check the market.

The announcement dropped into the alliance broadcast system mid-cycle, sandwiched between a doctrine reminder and a mining tax clarification:

[Alliance Broadcast]:
“I’ll be stepping back from leadership for now. Continue business as usual. Train Maelstroms. o7”

And that was it. No fanfare. No farewell fleet. Just an oddly understated endnote from the man who’d led one of New Eden’s biggest coalitions for years.

Within minutes, the ping was buried beneath hundreds of messages arguing about whether the new staging system in R-AG should have a Keepstar emoji in the MOTD.

Business, as ever, continued.


Meanwhile, in the same constellation, something strange was happening.

Captain Broseidon — multiboxing mining specialist, self-proclaimed industrial visionary, and chronic overachiever — had been busy. He claimed to be “strengthening the region’s infrastructure.” What he didn’t mention was that his idea of infrastructure involved anchoring an entirely new Keepstar right beside Horde’s existing one in R-AG.

When questioned, he reportedly told someone in fleet chat:

“Don’t worry, it’s strategic redundancy.

By the time anyone noticed, the structure was already anchoring — a massive, gleaming citadel parked less than a grid away from Horde’s own Keepstar, the space equivalent of building a rival’s palace directly across the street and spray-painting your name on the front.

A director pinged the leadership channel:

[Director’s Channel]:
“Anyone else seeing this anchoring timer in R-AG?”

[Another]:
“Yeah, it’s… ours?”

[First Director]:
“Not exactly. It’s Broseidon’s.

The silence that followed could have frozen a sun.

[Director]:
“You’re kidding.”

[Reply]:
“Nope. And rumor says he’s talking to Goons.”

Three minutes remained on the anchoring timer.

Three minutes between “strange personal project” and “diplomatic catastrophe.”

The directors moved fast. Broseidon was expelled from the alliance before the timer hit zero, and the structure’s fate was sealed — it would now take six days to finish anchoring, and Broseidon was now a man without a home, staring at his half-finished citadel from the outside.


But if the story ended there, it wouldn’t be EVE.

Because Goons came.

They didn’t just come — they hell camped R-AG. Carriers, dictors, titans, bubbles stretching across every gate. Horde pilots logged in to find local spiking like a fever, and pings flying faster than cynos.

[Alliance Broadcast]:
“Do not undock capitals in R-AG. Repeat, DO NOT. Broseidon has made… choices.”

As the siege dragged on, someone updated the MOTD:

“Welcome to R-AG: now featuring two Keepstars, one alliance crisis, and an existential question about leadership succession.”


Some whispered that Gobbins’ decision to step back had somehow sparked the chaos. Others said it was just Horde being Horde — that entropy was the natural state of things, and leadership changes were merely punctuation marks in an ongoing farce.

Gallente Citizen 4586793463, sipping their lukewarm coffee from a borrowed station office, summarized the situation succinctly:

“Captain Gobbins is stepping down, but no one’s sure what that means.

Captain Broseidon defected to Goons and built a Keepstar beside ours.

The Goons hell camped the system in solidarity.

Horde is fine. Everything is fine. Nothing is on fire except R-AG, and that’s probably normal.”

They paused, saving the report to their datapad before adding one last note:

“New title suggestion for the alliance newsfeed:
‘The Broseidon Gambit — or How to Lose a Keepstar in Three Minutes.’

[EQII] Guess Who is Joining the EverQuest II Content Creator Program

It was because of this post over at Inventory Full that I even learned about the content creator program to begin with. Now, I haven’t actively played EQII since 2021 but I do have quite a long history with the game.

  • Met my husband in game (we’ve been together for 15 years, married for 9, and have 2 children)
  • Went to San Diego to interview the team for Beckett MOG (back when magazines were a thing) some of those folks are still around!
  • I have more than 500 blog posts about that single game, more than any other game I’ve ever written about – plus various videos kicking around YouTube.

One of the options when you sign up for the program is that you can mark yourself as a returning player, so that’s what I did. They ask you about your current content creation (which I admitted did not currently involve EverQuestII, but did involve other MMORPG and has been done on a fairly steady basis for a large number of years) and all of the basic questions that you would expect. It did take some time to hear back, the program is just rolling out and things are still getting set up.

One question my husband asked me, was WHY I would sign up. Why did this interest me. Aside from my long history with the game, I’ve been looking for a little extra motivation & inspiration when it comes to content creation. I oftentimes talk about how easy it is to lose yourself in parenthood and just be “so and so’s wife, so and so’s mom” without an identity. I’ve always loved sharing games I’m passionate about, and I’ve kept this blog up through all of the trials and tribulations, writing about those games. I wanted a little more motivation to go beyond the blog. I think this will help.

There you have it, the latest person to join the EQII content creator program. I hope to post some great things over time. If you’re looking for me over on socials, here’s my carrd.

Happy gaming, no matter where you find yourself!

[EVE Online] Frustrations with Ops

This isn’t a story about covert ops ships, which I adore, but instead it’s about Pandemic Horde and their handling (or lack of) un-anchoring forts and their heavy desire for secrecy to their own members (yeah yeah, spai, I get it). I understand that things need to be kept quiet so that we don’t entice Goons or other NullSec blocks to come after structures that may be un-anchoring, but there were barely any messages sent out that not only was MJ un-anchoring (this has finally completed and MJ BEANSTAR is no more), but that many other forts scattered through PH territory were also un-anchoring. Places where folks do industry, mining, and ratting. On a whim I happened to check the system I spend most of my time in – and yes, the fort there was un-anchoring, too. There was a tiny little brief discord message buried with a single line that we were somehow supposed to infer as to the scale of these changes, and that was it.

Thankfully I got all of my ships out of my ratting / mining systems and hauled them to other structures along with the new home of R-AG. I feel bad for the swaths of people who were unable to get their stuff out in time, who were away, who were wining at EVE, or whatever other situation happened to occur. I feel like there wasn’t a clear -> ‘here’s what’s happening’ message, instead it was “we don’t trust you, we don’t trust anyone in this discord, therefor here is a cryptic message about what’s going on but really no message about what is going on”. Instead of being all secretive we could have flaunted the un-anchoring, and arranged for our people out in force to protect it. Put up some sort of fight instead of what PH has been doing, which feels a lot like rolling over. Yeah, I’m frustrated with the state of Pandemic Horde lately. Looking at the amount of older members who are jumping ship to INIT and other blocks, it doesn’t feel like I’m alone in that thought. Ah well.

Fly your way o7