
Gas huffing has always been one of my favorite ways to lose track of time. There’s something soothing about it—the slow draw of clouds into my hold, the quiet of j-space pressing in, the sense that for once nothing needs to be rushed.
Which is probably why I didn’t notice the Stiletto at first.
I was distracted by something shiny—some glimmer in the cloud that made my brain go ooh—and by the time my d-scan caught up with reality, things had escalated quickly. One Stiletto. Then an Enyo. Then a Malediction. And finally, because the universe has a sense of drama, a Tengu.
I did what any reasonable explorer would do: my heart attempted to exit my Prospect.
I was scrammed almost immediately, engines whining uselessly as my ship refused to go anywhere. I remember thinking, very calmly, yeah, that’s fair—completely prepared to be podded, because this one was absolutely on me.
Then, because I am apparently incapable of being normal, I spoke in local.
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Yes, I know. Local in j-space. Technically frowned upon. But Signal Cartel isn’t most people, and honestly? If I’m going to die, I’d rather be polite about it.
To my surprise, they answered. Turns out they were running training exercises. Even more surprisingly, they thanked me—thanked Signal Cartel—for the work we do keeping Thera bookmarks updated. Apparently those routes had saved them more than once.
I smiled so hard it probably showed on my Prospect’s biometric readouts.
Scram dropped. No podding. Just a moment of mutual respect floating in a gas cloud where I fully deserved consequences and somehow didn’t get them.
As I aligned out, I couldn’t shake the feeling that the universe had gently cleared its throat—nothing cruel, just a quiet reminder to keep one eye on d-scan next time, no matter how pretty the clouds look.
I warped off toward my freeport home, hands still shaking a little. My heart was racing, my cargo hold smelled like gas, and the stars felt very close all of a sudden.
But I was safe.
And sometimes, in j-space, that’s more than enough.



