[EVE Online] My First Rescue

Filed by E

I like nomading. There’s something about logging off in jspace — no commute, no alarms, just a quiet ship in a wormhole — that feels like proper capsuleer therapy. So when I logged back in last night and found myself parked beside a C13 (a shattered wormhole, for those of you who don’t collect nightmares in your spare time), I shrugged, launched probes, and went looking for curiosities.

Jspace is indulgent that way. I poked at relic sites, harvested a couple of signatures that looked like they’d forgotten to bother anyone, and then, because I’m indecisive and the universe rewards whimsy, I popped into a random C1–C3 chain. Probes out, Allison (my little AI who nags me about d-scan and occasionally judges my fashion choices) narrated the system like a bored tour guide: “Two anomalies. One magnetometric. Local: 1.”

Then Allison paused. Her tone was the kind that makes you sit up — professional, soft, and alarmed.
“Dispatcher ping detected. There is a pilot in this system requesting rescue.”

My heart did a small, delighted flip. Signal Cartel’s Locator/Rescue service is one of those tiny corners of EVE I’ve admired from afar: polite people who will patiently route you back to safety when you forgot probes, forgot to bookmark an exit, or the wormhole closed like a door behind you. I’ve read the posts, sighed at the screenshots, and thought, one day I’ll join them.

Tonight, apparently, “one day” was tonight.

A Dispatcher messaged me, calm and brisk. They asked for my position, what connections I could see, and whether I’d be comfortable scanning the system for an exit. Comfortable? Absolutely. Scanning felt less like work and more like being handed a treasure map and told not to be rubbish at it.

I found the High-sec connection tucked behind a magnetometric signature — lucky for the stranded pilot, lucky for me, since logging out in jspace meant there was no clear breadcrumb trail left behind. I pinged the coordinates and handed off the details. The Dispatcher said thank you, and then their team took over: the actual, dramatic rescue part. That part is their art. Mine was the breadcrumb.

They told me later that the pilot was local, frightened but calm, and very, very relieved to see the bridge show up on their overview. I smiled in the dark, absurdly proud — the sort of pride you get from helping someone find the restroom in a crowded station. Tiny, meaningful, and wholly disproportionate to the effort.

It was my first ever Locator event. I sat in my astero afterward, watching the wormhole blink and pulse, a dozen certs of curiosity still floating on my scanner. I felt like an explorer who’d accidentally done a good deed.

This is the tiny gameplay I love — the hush between pings where someone gets unstuck and goes home. I hope the pilot who was rescued had a warm cup of something when they reached highsec, and I hope I get to do it again. If you’re ever stranded and too proud to ask, Signal Cartel 911 exists for exactly that reason. Probes are useful. Bookmarks are better. But if all else fails, someone in a quiet channel will help.

Fly your way. o7

[Wurm Online] The Path to Meditation

Wurm Online is one of those games where the higher your skill is, the more difficult it is (ie: longer it takes) to raise those skills. Not all skills are created equal, either. One that I’ve been working on off and on for years now is meditation.

You can meditate 5x a day with a 30 minute timer between meditations, then it’s a 3h timer between meditations after you complete your 5. If the server resets the timer resets. The problem is you’re not guaranteed a skill up even if you do meditate. There are some things you can do, like using a low ql rug (you want to use a low quality rug for skilling, and a high quality rug for getting the meditation questions) and I always make sure to use a little moonshine and my sleep bonus – but even then, it’s slow.

[08:42:07] Meditating increased by 0.0822 to 58.6579

I’m trying to reach 70 in the skill. I’ve been trying for a long time. I know if I just focused a bit to at least get my 5x meditation done each day it wouldn’t be quite as bad as I make it out to be, but that’s easier said than done. You also can’t meditate in the same spot over and over, you need to shuffle some tiles away from the last spot you were at. Right now I have two meditation rugs set up on my deed and I shuffle between them every 30 minutes. Well, that’s what I WOULD do at least if I were able to focus on this skill. Instead I typically get sidetracked and wander off some place.

The other skill I’m working on? Weapon smithing. Right now I am at 61.48, which means I can improve my weapons to around 70 quality before it gets too difficult. Ideally, I’d like to get 90+ in the skill. Weapon smithing is another one of those ‘strange’ skills though and it takes FAR longer to skill up than your average skill. I also get bored of it pretty easily, so I tend to do a few grind sessions and then wander off of my deed for a week or two to do other things. I’ll get there eventually. Maybe.

As always, happy gaming, no matter where you find yourself!

[EVE Online] A New Signal

My name’s E — short, simple, and probably a lot easier to remember than the number string CONCORD assigned me back in 2009. I’ve been a capsuleer for quite a while now, most of that time spent in the gentle hum of highsec, scanning, mining, running the occasional mission, and generally doing my best not to get blown up.

For a long time, I thought nullsec was just too chaotic for me. Then, a few years ago, I joined Pandemic Horde, and found out I was absolutely right — but I loved every second of it.

I lived through a handful of deployments, an uncountable number of pings, and more fleet doctrines than I can remember (though I’m pretty sure half of them involved Maelstroms). I saw Keepstars rise, fall, and sometimes just… vanish overnight. It was loud, confusing, and completely unforgettable.

But lately, things have been different. Corporations leaving. Friends scattering. Leadership changing hands. The comms are quieter, and the old familiar hum of life in Horde space has faded. It’s been a good run — I learned how to survive, how to adapt — but I think it’s time for me to follow a different signal.

So I’ve gone back to what I’ve always loved most: exploration.

There’s nothing quite like the calm of scanning down signatures, chasing relics through forgotten wormholes, or watching the nebulae swirl as I align to some unknown star. It’s quiet work, but it feels right.

That’s what brought me to Signal Cartel — a home for explorers, rescuers, and the kind of people who see the best in New Eden even when the rest of it’s on fire. I’d rather help another pilot find their way than fight them for it.

If you see me out there scanning in some backwater system, say hi. I’ll probably be the one humming to myself while trying to remember which button launches probes and which one warps me straight into a sun.

Fly your way,
E

[EVE Online] The OOC of it all

If you had of asked me 2 years ago if I thought I’d be living in NullSec, with Pandemic Horde, I probably would have laughed. I always thought NS was forbidden, and I left it at that. Then I learned about Pandemic Horde, and their NBI program.

The NBI program gave ships & lessons to anyone who joined Pandemic Horde Inc, no matter their background. We were allowed to fly in Dronelands in a handful of areas without being required to do heavy security checks. This was good, and bad. It left PH open to a lot of AWOX (where your own alliance mate turns and attacks you, or leads enemies to you), but that also brought some content. A lot of corporations within the alliance really disliked PHI because of their open door policy. There was a lot of paperwork involved.

Moving forward, PH has decided to change how PHI operates, and they won’t be marked blue to INIT (even now, in PHI I am neutral to most of my old alliance mates). Pandemic Horde Inc will be left out of the alliance, and this also means they cannot be wardecked. This is a sharp and drastic change to the PHI that I’ve known for the past two years. I have no idea where PH is headed, but crashing with INIT has a timeframe of 10 weeks.

There is a new branch of Pandemic Horde called Cool Beans, and it ESI is required (and has other basic security checks). Activity is also a requirement to join. We’re meant to be “graduating” from PHI to this new corporation.

I’ve done my fair share of PVP over the past two years with my PHI character. I also floated between gated / non-gated corporations within the alliance as I tried to find a good fit for my playstyle and casualness. I am a creature of habit, and the past two weeks in game have been a LOT of changes. I’m frustrated and angry with so many things, and I don’t like that in my video games.

I don’t feel like Pandemic Horde is the right corporation for me any more. I don’t feel like the changes align with how I want to play, and I especially don’t like the lack of control I have about this whole situation. I understand I am a single nobody in a whole ocean of nobodies, but it is absolutely up to me to make sure I am having the sort of game experience that I want. If I’m not, it’s up to me to change that. I also don’t like how chat has been reduced to “suck it up buttercup” if anyone complains, and how somehow we’re not “true pandemic horde members” if we are uncomfortable with how this shit show went down, or if we want to get off of the sinking ship.

I have not left yet. I’m trying very hard to make educated decisions without letting my frustration about the situation take over. I think it will just take more time.

Fly your way o7

[Warcraft] Gold Making – Week 45 (2025 Final post?)

For those who don’t know, earlier this week my account was banned for suspected RMT – now I can argue until I’m blue in the face that I have never participated in RMT before, but none of that matters unless an actual human person over at Blizzard takes a look at my case instead of their absolutely horrible AI system.

I do make a lot of gold. I do tend to gift a lot of expansions/game time/shop items to what might appear to be random people (and in some cases, are random people). I like to help people I see in need. I recently donated 10 million gold anonymously to Bears_Adventures for a future giveaway she was going to hold. I don’t know exactly what triggered my ban (Blizzard does not provide those details) but it could have been anything from the above mentioned giveaways to an actual RMT participant purchasing one of my auctions (how on earth I’m supposed to infer who is buying what of mine off of the AH, I have no idea).

This whole ordeal has left a sour taste in my mouth. I’ve done nothing wrong, tried to help those who need it, and was meticulous about following Blizzard’s own rules. Somehow, their system still got me. I did appeal, but the first one was shot down with some nonsensical reply that had nothing to do with anything I had written (leaving little doubt in my mind as to who was responding). I have appealed a second time, and reached out to Blizzard’s community team to try to get human eyes on the case. It could also have been something as simple as me transferring my own funds around between my accounts, which I tend to do. I am HOPING that this will be something that can be easily disproven, but again, it requires human interaction.

In any case. As you can tell by the tradeskillmaster ledger above, this was not a good week for gold making. I’ve been too scared to log in, because I don’t want anything to happen to my main account. Instead, I’m laying low and waiting.