
It’s a lot of.. Death



I’m not sure that I really play ARK the way it’s supposed to be played, but I certainly have a lot of fun.

Moumix excitedly told me he had an otter for me to tame in ARK where we’ve been playing with a small group of friends – and then he dropped THIS monstrosity into a 1×1 house.
Granted, it’s not completely useless, it has a ‘popcorn aura’ that encourages other dinosaurs to become hungry more often, making them the perfect taming companion, but it was definitely not the cute little otter I was expecting.

I’m sure he didn’t mean to stomp all over my house after a bloody battle with a spino, but that’s exactly what happened. I love the little dodo bird there by his foot for scale..

Any game where I can wander around holding a chicken in my arms is an instant win for me.